22 June 2012

I should never.…

…ever, ever drive
Operate heavy machinery
Attempt a sobriety test
Try to walk, straight or any other kind of line
Manipulate the logistics if city traffic
Manipulate the logistics of a parking lot
Brush my teeth after a shower
Fly an airplane
Pilot Space Ship One
Drink
Eat with a fork

Or, really, anything else. Ever. Afterward.

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